Stop Northern Aggression (New Years on the Farm)

Deep in the backwoods of America lives a little town called Randolph, Virgina (although google claims it doesn't even exist). A place where animals and people are seldom friends, GPS and cell phones never work and "hey, baby nice boobs" should apparently taken as a complement.

On the bonus side everything already smells like shit, so you never have to shower and everyone has guns and beer in their trucks that they are always ready to let you enjoy. I know I may have just made it seem bad, but I love the people and everything about it there and can't wait to go back!